OBIDEN – Barack and Joe

Yep, there you have it folks. Just as with with BEN-JEN, BRANGELINA, TOM-KAT and other pairings of names the media spin doctors weave together for the paparazzi to chase down, I’ve coined a name for the collaboration of Barack and his first mate, JOE BIDEN.
I knew it a week ago and that was when it came to me.

The names OBAMA/BIDEN don’t quite roll off the tongue as neatly as BIDEN/OBAMA but Barack is running for president. The world press will eventually go for OBIDEN because the idiocy of it plays into the minds of idiots.

What really cracks me up with this decision is OBAMA has consistently claimed to want a VP that would challenge him or his decisions. If that is the case, BIDEN will have to take over as president as OBAMA has never managed a supermarket. BIDEN has been in the senate since 1972, almost 40 years, and is one of the elder statesmen that takes new congressional rookies under their wing to show them the ins and out of their slacker job.
That in itself should scare people, congress needs term limitations for the same reason the president has them. Liberals (democrats) don’t care when the issue is raised as they will continuously vote the same guy in term after term. TED KENNEDY is a perfect example.

Here is the 2007 listing of the most liberal senators.

I am more than concerned as to what “CHANGE” entails and think about it.
In my humble opinion, OBAMA needs someone a bit more centered as “CHANGE” cannot be a free-for-all of social programs this country cannot afford.
I don’t know why politicians try and sugar coat the issue of taxes because they will be stellar within time. The income tax reform act does not realistically account for “the war” which continues to bleed our coffers and push the country closer to recession and inflation. We will soon be staring both in the face for the simple reason the Bush administration overspent as if the USA were Paris Hilton on vacation. Paris has rich parents, the USA does not. We are in the hole big time. Read this.

All of the financial experts in the world can’t erase the deficit nor explain how it is to be balanced. They can blow smoke up the asses of those that want but those us that have to live within a balanced budget know otherwise.

The federal government cannot fund research for renewable energy and turn that knowledge over to private companies that will make fortunes with that knowledge. It has been happening for years though no one points it out.
Correcting the economy and stemming the usage of oil is not the government’s responsibility. Something the government can do is quit spending money. The government can cut back the visibility of its services without cutting them. 12 managers in an office in the middle of Iowa is waste. 12 managers in an office anywhere is waste. Manager is a title given to too many civil employees – who does the actual work?
The price of fuel is not the government’s duty. If anything, it gets us into mock wars and causes our legislators to spend, spend and spend. Politicians can talk about it in their committees and other wasteful meetings but we live in a capitalist market and supply/demand are what drive the economy.

OBIDEN are the most liberal running mates in years and their “CHANGE” is not going to be the answer.
I am not advocating MCCAIN at all because he is too old and thinks 20th century revenge.

This country needs to relocate and focus our concerns on the 50 states of the nation. The economy would be easier to right if the powers that be had never blessed NAFTA or other free trade agreements that have come back to sting us in the ass. We need to manufacture on our own continent. Let’s make stuff here again. Here is a small list of clothing.

Something that drives me insane is the drug laws of the country and how we strive to shove our “ideals” up the ass of every other country of the world. Tobacco is legal and a huge source of tax revenues. The same can be said for alcohol. Anyone of legal age can buy a carton of Camel cigarettes and a half gallon of cheap vodka and smoke or drink themselves to death. It’s legal.
On the other hand, marijuana, grown as a plant as tobacco might be, is public enemy number one according to the DEA.
I equate it to the sight of a woman’s nipple or a man’s penis. Society will surely crumble if untethered breasts or penises are seen by someone on primetime television.
The funny thing is I think we have all seen breasts and the deadly nipple. Some, myself included, were nursed from birth on mama’s.

As far as the penis is concerned – my dog has one and I see it every day. It’s not like pulling down my pants and looking at my own but neither have shocked me into raving insanity.
A breast is a mammary gland that can be seen on any dog or cat. A cow has 4 huge dangling teats that are comparable in size to the average male penis. That is potentially mind damaging.
Maybe it’s the thought that nipples or a penis are somehow connected to SEX! and drives a spike through the hearts of those that recoil. Add to that the last 40 years of liberal hedonism and the evolution of vulgar pornography – oh yeah, vulgar is the only word – and I can understand why some draw the line.

Marijuana, hemp, gets a bum rap as well as the fact that we all have bodies with sex organs. Is a breast truly a sexual organ? I have nipples and have never had to cover them for fear of driving someone insane.

I’ve read a lot over the years and it’s fascinating to know that HEMP is better than the corn farmers are prompted to grow in the Midwest for ethanol. I have known a lot of the facts for years but when realizing how much paper is produced in this country for our personal printers it amazes me why we don’t grow the plant like George Washington did. People were prompted to grow hemp in this country for various reasons such as fiber for linen or for making rope. One half acre of hemp plants is far more productive than corn or wood for paper or biofuel.

Think about the amount of money spent in the legal system prosecuting the evil marijuana. A 50 year old woman arrested with a pound of marijuana is likely to serve more time in a state prison than a rapist. Is that a kick in the head or what? Most want the rapist to report where he lives in your neighborhood. I don’t care where the guy with pot is unless I need some. Marijuana is a class 2 controlled substance – most surely surely deadly…NOT – and the courts pass down maximum prison terms that go into decades for growing, selling, possessing or – GASP! – SMOKING marijuana. Oh, the humanity!

The propaganda was bizarre and made good movies. Those of us who have smoked it know it not to be the evil substance the government associated with criminal Mexicans and Negros. Yep, the federal government had to devise another crime to chase after prohibition was repealed so they went after NARCOTICS they associated with those minorities. What a country.

A sensible move that OBIDEN might make would be a push for legalization and cultivation of the plant on this continent to help with the break in foreign energy dependence.

OBAMA said he inhaled several times – “that was the point”.
I suggest that everyone purchases marijuana with their stimulus checks.

I don’t trust a politician (especially a democrat) 55 or under who claims they never smoked a joint.
That person is a LIAR.

Tila Tequila

I must truly be growing into my current age. I was flipping around the channels this afternoon and happened upon MTV, MTV2 and VH1; none of which air music videos any longer. If they do it is at some unknown/unpopular time of day as the crap I usually see on these channels takes precedence and has nothing to do with actual music videos.

I remember way back in the early 1980s when MTV debuted and aired lip synced whimsical music videos by nearly every popular band that was hot back then. It was music videos 24/7 for the most part and featured the goofiest V-Js (video jockeys) one could ever imagine.
One thing was very true and a tune by the Buggles, a band of that era, put a stamp on it, “Video Killed the Radio Star”. I liken it to the way cassette tapes and CDs killed the artwork of LP record covers. Videos killed the faceless naivete unless the artists were seen in concert or on a television variety program. LP album art was something to behold as one listened to the record and put the graphics into whatever the imagination held. A 5″x5″ CD label is lame in comparison and tapes were the pits. The art is lost.

Back to MTV – I saw a program entitled “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila”. I watched the entire program as I wanted to be educated to the point of being able to criticize it.
My main question…Who the fuck is Tila Tequila?

I did some research and found she is actually Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen from Vietnam. She is apparently a recording artist and nude model. I don’t want to hear her rap/hiphop crap and I don’t find her visually appealing. She resembles a skinny 12 year old with breast implants, too many ugly tattoos and a personality of a Hong Kong hooker. Yuck….
I’m led to believe the contestants on this program are into 12 year old sluts.

The MTV program could be titled “A Shot at Lust with Tila Tequila” as she was looking for a male or female “hookup” under the guise of LOVE. We can take an educated guess how long an actual relationship forged on this show would last.

The final contestants, a guy and two girls, were pining over this brat-mouse as if she were the ends of the earth. It was actually quite disgusting. Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen opined in much the same manner and spoke of how difficult of a choice it would be between the 3 she “loved”. Give me a break, how stupid is the age bracket this show is targeting?
I happened to catch Bret Michaels – forever wearing a hat or bandana, is he bald or balding? – in much the same type of show this fall on some channel while surfing. The women were obsessed with him.
Are these the best alternatives to “The Dating Game” network executives could come up with??
A skinny waif with fake boobs and a balding washed up wannabe rockstar. is America so starved for entertainment that we will truly watch anything??

One viewing for me and I am sated. I feel as if someone owes me for that period of time but the option to change the channel was mine, correct?

How about a series on Animal Planet – “When Animals Poop” ?

Poseurs

After surfing around “blogs” (I hate that word) here at WordPress as well as other sites I have realized that there are very few that actually write off the top of the heads.
There are far too many “blogs” that are basically projects in cutting and pasting news stories. This keeps the story the “blogger” read intact but it does nothing in the way of creativity – using one’s own mind to form an opinion.

These people are Poseurs as far as writing is concerned.

Rather than expound on their own views of what is happening they cut and paste their favorite news paper story in with a short segue.
Tell us how you actually felt about it. The dumb asses that write the stories you cut and paste are no better than you.
I refuse to peruse through the idiot written news unless it is from a source that is basically stating what happened to who, where and how. Why is subjective and is left to who to explain. We can all form thoughts of why; that is the beauty of the ability to express one’s self using the written word.

Most of my bullshit ranting any will read in my postings is off of the top of my educated head. I have stated my practice of watching the news shows on television of Sunday mornings. Why?
I get to watch and hear the bullshit flow from the mouths of the people that are subjectively writing news that is haphazardly tossed about by television people as well as all over the net. Just because your favorite political ANALyst spouts off in your preferred manner of republican or democratic point of view doesn’t mean it is correct.
Quite the contrary – these partisan numb nuts have been at it for a long time and have sucked in an audience that agrees with everything they read which further fuels any feeble thoughts they may fart out on occasion.

“He wrote this about “insert name/topic” and the way it was presented to my feeble mind sounds right. I thought something worse so that may be true as well. I am going to discuss it with all of my pals and present it as truth.”

I am a military brat and have no hometown. I know the military well as I lived on bases and all of the stuff with my old dad. If i am ever asked if I was in the military I unabashedly answer yes and explain why. I did my part by being there with my dad, who is dead now thanks to Uncle SAM. My folks bought a house at the start of the Vietnam war and when it came time for dad’s new orders to move around came up they had an agreement that he would go for a year rather than force my mother to play gypsy for another 9 years. They worked that out for 3 tours of duty.
I DIDN’T CUT AND PASTE ANY OF THAT!

As far as poseurs, why? Let the words flow and tell your side of it, it is really easy. Write of topical matter but don’t cut and paste.

I used to be a big fan of NASCAR’s Winston Cup series of racing. I became a real fan when i hitched several rides down to Charlotte, NC in 1981 for the World 600. I became an big fan of Dale Earnhardt then before anyone in the sane world knew what the hell I was talking about. The two largest names in auto racing to most people were Mario Andretti and Richard Petty.
My favorite driver died in a racing accident in 2000. The sport did as well. I have little interest in NASCAR now that they have changed the rules around so that it isn’t the sport I followed, literally, from state to state.
I watched a movie made by Disney and Pixar this week entitled “Cars” and is one of the best motor sports movies i have ever seen; it’s a cartoon in which the characters are cars. There were no gratuitous sex scene and the actual aspect of racing puts NASCAR to shame. I would rather watch that cartoon once a week than a 4 hour marathon.

That is sad IMO.

Look at our Perfect Lives; or Baldwin, Guns, and TV Speculations

Gee!

There is such a plethora of useless fodder for pro bobbleheads on television to yak about these days it almost gives need for brain regeneration if one would care to keep track

Just this evening I visited my Dad, who lives with television, and I have never seen so many TV social speculators that speak as though they live carefree and idyllic “Perfect Lives”.
These folks sit on sets of networks and host their versions of “What you need to know” info shows that effectually lead their viewers down a path of subjective broadcasting that has nothing of worth to offer. It is like a rack of bad magazines around the cashier’s line at the grocery store.
Who really cares WTF any celebrity is doing in a dentist’s office? Someone smack me!

There is no news surrounding the bizarre circumstances that have to do with Anna Nicole Whore. Whoops! Was that out of place? If so, why isn’t talking about her everyday? Exhume and ask her the questions.

I am still amused/baffled by the compulsive shit-for-brains that go on and on about Alex Baldwin and whatever he left on a phone message to his own daughter. Are the rest of us so tight assed perfect we can dredge that meaningless topic through the mud, up his ass and then play that message over and over again? Go live a life and be careful of what comes out of your own mouths. I know I have.
At least he didn’t show up with an armory of guns and precede to shoot every living being.
Nah; that’s for nut-jobs.
Wait! Isn’t that what these folks are trying to say Baldwin is…a nut? Just for talking to his kid?
Hey, at least he isn’t “GAY” and raising the girl with his boyfriend.

The VA Tech story is a terrible tragedy, we can all say that. However, bobbleheads like Nancy Grace that speak on and on trying to put their contrived spin on the root of the problem solves nothing. In my opinion, her point of view is no different than if she were to trash Trump and O’Donnell. She, as does Pat O’Reilly, has a national platform from which she can whine her shit as well as invite others she can trash or befriend concerning a topic manner. These two, and Sean Hannity, are the rudest social speculators on the air. If there is worse please inform me.

I saw Ted Nugent on some bobblehead show this evening being asked, once again, to defend why he is a member of the NRA and explain his thoughts on gun ownership. They walked on his ass because, in my opinion, the liberal view of “guns are evil” plays so handily into incidents such as VT and Columbine. After the social speculators convince us what to think, society caves as easily as when faced with simpler matters the speculators go on about. Our society is being led to believe that guns – inanimate objects, folks – are solely responsible for the carnage and those who wield them be excused as they are mentally tortured by the bullies of us that make them flip out. What mindless lemmings we can be.
If the personal right to own a handgun is removed, how far are we from socialist communism?
Will bibles be on the list behind them?

I was always of a mindset that Sen Joe McCarthy went too far with the communist hearings back in the 50s but he was on track if applied to the year 2007.
I know where the term “Pinko Commie Fag” fits in.

Folks love to announce “I support our troops” through little magnets on their cars and other benign ways such as cute email crap. What are they actually claiming to support? Do they know what they are saying or is it just another seeming cute sound bite of the times?
Do they want congress to approve the $100B blank check that our Mensa retarded president demands? That won’t support any but the recipients of the $100B as the troops they are set on supporting are still up to their ankles in sand until MENSAtard wants to attack Iran.

In closing,
Can we cut it with the stupid loser from Automatic Idol? That future terrorist is getting really old. As in auto racing, second place is the first loser. He is a back marker from what the bobbleheads all say.

How much Sex can be sold on TV?

I am no prude. No, far from it.
I love – did I say love?- women, their bodies and scent, and I surely cannot keep my hands or face off once I am that intimate. I know why women can be lesbians because I consider myself to be an aggressive one.
I have been married, engaged twice and have a daughter. A lot of sex has occurred in a very brief period of time and most men would be as curious as I am to this day. There was a rock band era I lived through and I met “groupies” as well as learning how to turn an ordinary situation into getting laid.
Everyone, man or woman, wants some spontaneous feel good sex with no strings attached. By nature, Men are thinking about it quite often whereas women need a few subtle hints. Why do you think you masturbate?
There are few things that can spike mine or any other man’s imagination as well as the sight of a round bosom or a woman’s buttocks. As you age you gather an extensive knowledge base of experience to draw from and imagination gives way to memories. While I have the topic of a woman’s buttocks, derrière or “ASS” on the table; I deplore when a woman with a luscious bottom thinks her ass is TOO FAT!!
WOMEN!! You have wider hips than we of the male of the species and your build will dictate that you have a fat butt when compared to a CHILD MODEL in fashion magazines. Have you an idea of which ass the majority of us are turned on by?
On the other hand, and I have had women agree with me here, it is disgusting when women who are convinced their ass is just right has a set of haunches to rival a horse. Even worse is they wear skintight jeans to emphasize this – yucko!!

Years ago, when I was a lad, brassiere commercials were almost blue. The models wore them over a long sleeved sweater. If you can remember a Playtex “cross your heart bra” worn over medium sized breasts, or boobs, beneath a ribbed and pastel colored turtleneck sweater you know well of what I mean. Those were the days. Joe Namath wore pantie hose and I believe most menstrual flow absorption commercials were rather low key as well.

Today I saw commercials for a new plastic IUD – if ya gotta ask, you are too young to remember the big deal concerning them – as well as a commercial for a vaginal yeast treatment by the name of Monostat. These are small ovals the size of a songbird’s egg and the applicator was very plain in its usage.

I have seen the fairly new birth control device that is reminiscent of the collar of a diaphragm and would have been the ticket back in the days of “love the one you’re with”.
I am waiting for a commercial that shows us how to insert, remove, massage or manipulate these products for the female body in some way rather graphic. The Victoria’s Secret models have come on television and performed strip shows and they are some high dollar babes flaunting their wares. They come up short with their lack of G-strings. GRRRR!!

On the male side, I am curious how stupid marketers think we are when they mention “that certain part of the male body.”
Duh…everyone with their eye on the television is thinking DICK or maybe PENIS but “that certain part of the male body” seems to keep the juvenile marketers happy.
I don’t think they are trying to sell a product for penile enhancement to Mr. Rogers but they word it as so. Even the oldest of women at home have to be saying DICK out loud. How inane can it be?
On the other hand, if there were a product on the market to actually put a fat COCK on a guy with a short stump it would be far more popular than it seems on television. That certain part of the male body can’t be grown like a lizard’s tail.

What is with the concept of an imaginary sex party phone line that you can text to as well as talk? Do people actually derive anything from that?
The late night phone sex for lonely guys market got worse with late night phone sex for lonely gay guys. I could not believe it when I saw it.
I am curious as to how much sex can be sold on TV.

I already know magazines at the checkout stands in grocery stores are showing women how to have better orgasms while standing in line. I look for the UFO and alien sightings that hide behind Tom and Katie or the Olsen twins. I’ve noticed that the UFO s and aliens are taking a backseat to pop culture, especially Automatic Idol.

Here is a wake up for any guy in line – I picked up a Cosmopolitan magazine a while ago and after no less than 20 individual cards fell out of it – I was trying to catch them all – the magazine instinctively opened to a page that proclaimed “THIS GUY IS GAY!” in big bold pink letters.
I was waiting for a siren and flashing lights but I closed it quickly and put it in the wrong place. The woman behind me let me know by the look in her eyes so I straightened it out.
The cover promised something along lines of “sexy lingerie he’ll love to take off you”. If you are a guy you are warned not to touch that publication.

Friday the 13th; Better than April Fools Day?

I still cannot remove this thought from my mind…
Write the figure $500,000,000,000.00 out on a piece of paper several times and try to wrap your mind around how large that figure really is. Can you imagine writing a check that large?
I still can’t fathom that figure.

Then I complete it with…
Wow! Is there that much money in this country? It must be a loan from Bill Gates, the guy that owns the company that will take this country under with the launch of the next OS for the head of the horrid beast that controls the Internet. Namely, our computers.

The Devil truly has two eyes on us now. Television has been telling us what to do with our lives for close to 70 years and the Internet has had a hold for going on 20 years at the least. Both are extremely efficient, wouldn’t you agree?
Something seemingly inhuman has been exposing/educating us to more than what all generations before us will have known was possible before puberty. We have seen untold violence as well as 1000’s of deaths by every means possible before we are old enough to graduate from high school and are desensitized to death and violence before we enter high school. If true TV kids, we are also fully aware of every aspect of sex; the medical terms for our organs and how pregnancy occurs. A large number of kids have already had some type of sexual experience due to peer pressure and/or suggestion from one of the evil eyes. The one thing that the young don’t understand is the emotional and financial stipulations. Though television may turn on every other button, it cannot simulate life experience or emotions that accompany it. One can never be financially prepared when teen years try to fall back on years of television. Where was mom&dad?

Some of us now sit with its cousin, often times on our laps, while engrossed in front of the original eye. Both eyes are upon us and we are as dependent upon them as our automobiles to get through our daily lives.
I guess that’s a good thought for Friday the 13th; after all it is just another day but one with the connotation of superstitious BAD luck surrounding it.

Maybe some others will say it aloud; “GOD help us!”